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10/2/89

INTRO TO TITLES

B MICROPHONE

1

Radio Announcer voice

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a brand new adventure starring the ever glorious, Miss Betty Boop. That singing-and-dancing ray of cartoon sunshine...When last we saw Betty she was:

Always getting into trouble... Always getting out of trouble... And always getting into it again...

Betty was friendly to everyone even though some were a bit to friendly.

But somehow she always got away and came home to be America's favorite sweetheart.

That was only the beginning! Join us now as our plucky heroine, together with her trusty pals Koko the clown and Bimbo, the musical dog, take on the wild and wonderful world of Hollywood where anything can happen and usually does.

DINER

1 SAM SLADE

...and keep the nickle for a tip! ...getting out of cab...

2 TAXI CAB

Cheapskate! Anthropomorphic automobile voice

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3. SAM SLADE 

Oh-Oh

4 SAM SLADE 

Hiya, doll...

...looks at his watch, realizes he's late...

...slips into booth with Miss Green, trying to cover his lateness with bravado...

5 MISS GREEN

(coldly)

You're late, Mr. Slade, we better be able to She's totally

count on you tonight. business-like...

6.   SAM SLADE

Er...yeah...yeah...but first lemme get a cuppa java , ok? Hey, how's about some service over here.

7. OTHER PATRON

Yeah, me too!

8. OTHER VOICE 

Yeah, where's mine?

9.     CROWD 

Yeah...yeah!! (Ad lib bruha-ha)

10. BIG ANIMAL 1

Where's my burger?

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11 BIG ANIMAL 2 

Where's my eggs?

12 DEEP VOICE FROG

Where's that waitress with them pretty legs?

13 ROW OF ANGRY DINERS 

Be-tty

14. CROWD 

Be-tty!

15. SILVERWARE 

Be-tty!

16. BETTY BOOP 

Betty Boop, at your service.

17 CROWD 

Yeaaa Betty!!!

18 BETTY

(bantering with Diner crowd)

Here's your water, Elmo. Want a straw?That slice big enough for ya, Jack? Don't eat so fast! How's about them cling peaches? Yum Yum.

19 AMY

That Betty Boop is really sweet.

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20 DINER 1

You know her singin' is really neat.

21 DINER 2

Yeah! But whens' it gonna put her on easy street?

22 BETTY

Here's your cup of coffee, Mister.

23 DINER DAN

Let's have more sales and less service! (turns and yells into kitchen) Where's dem plates?

24 BIMBO

Take it, Koko!

25 DINER DAN

Speed it up! (pause) ..and watch the grill  for me!

26 BIMBO

Oh no!

27 GRILL

(villainous laugh)

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28 BIMBO

We need more eggs Koko.

29 BIMBO

        (Ad lib exclamation!!!) 

30 BIMBO

Cover for us Betty! 

31 BETTY

Again?

Musical BETTY 

#1 (sings) 

32 MISS GREEN

Remember Mr. Slade , I'm counting on you ….wrapping up

business...

33 SAM SLADE

Sure, sure...I'Il take care of everything. (pause) You know that waitress and her pals are pretty entertaining. 

34 MISS GREEN

(sarcastically)

Sorry I can't stay to watch the show. 

35 DINER DAN

I've had enough of you morons, you're fired. Explodes!

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36 BETTY

But why? We were just havin' a little fun...

37 DINER DAN

Yeah, but this ain't no dance hall...it's a diner!

38 BIMBO

Now what do we do? That's the third time this month we've been fired.

39 BETTY

Cheer up, Bimbo! We'll find another job.

40 BIMBO

Yeah, but will we ever find a job...as musicians?

41. BETTY

We are musicians and nothing's gonna change that. Besides I got this feelin' our big break is right around the corner.

42. SAM SLADE

Yer right about that kid, I been lookin' for  some musicians to help me out on a surveillance job tonight...

43 BIMBO 

(excited) 

Then you're...a detective?

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44 SAM SLADE

Sam Slade, best detective in town...Y'know I was just having lunch with my client, a certain Miss Green...she's the personal secretary to Lola Daville...

45 BETTY 

The big Hollywood movie star?

46 SAM SLADE

The very same...anyway, this Lola Daville is wearing a million dollar diamond necklace at her costume party tonight....and she wants undercover protection...so she sent Miss Green to hire me..but the job's too big for just one gumshoe, ..and you being musicians, well, that's the perfect cover...

47 BIMBO (EXCITED)

You mean like musical detectives?

48 SAM SLADE 

Yeah, sure..whaddya say?

49 BETTY

Well... We don't know much about detecting...but we can surely find out. Right boys?

50 SAM SLADE

Swell. Tonight at the DaVille mansion, eight o'clock.

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51 DINER DAN 

Well, whaddya all staring at? Eat!

LOLA'S PARTY

B RADIO ANNOUNCER

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Radio Hollywood reporting live from superstar Lola DaVille's annual masquerade ball! Everybody that is somebody is here at this divine event tonight...Oh look, there's Maxwell Moviola, the great film director, whose latest movie...

BETTY

Talking to herself in the mirror.

B-1 ...this could be your big chance, Betty

Boop so... don't blow it.

52. SAM SLADE 

Pssst.

53. BETTY

…..ooohh!

54. SAM SLADE 

Pssst... Betty.

55 BETTY

Oh, Sammy you're so alarming!

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SAM SLADE

Report to me right away if you see anything suspicious. I'll 

be in this costume mingling with the guests...

57 BETTY

Aye, aye, mon capitan...oh, that's my cue! See ya later Sammy 

(laugh)

58 SAM SLADE 

Uh...break a leg, kiddo.

musical BETTY 

#2 (sings)

59 BETTY

Thank you, thank you, oh, you're too kind, thank you...

60 MAXWELL MOVIOLA 

What is your name, Miss?

61 BETTY BOOP

(flirting)

My name is Betty Boop... but you can call me Betty.

62 MAXWELL MOVIOLA 

Miss Boop...l am...Maxwell Moviola!

63 BETTY

The movie director from Moola Studios?

64 MAXWELL MOVIOLA

You've heard of me no doubt...Your act...it is good...You... must call me sometime.

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65 BETTY 

Well, gee, Mr. Moviola I...

66 BIMBO 

Betty look! It's Lola DaVille.

67 MAXWELL MOVIOLA 

Lola DaVille!

68 CROWD VOICE 1 

Lola DaVille!

69 CROWD VOICE 2 

Lola DaVille!

70 CROWD VOICE 3

Lola DaVille!

71 CROWD HUB-BUB 

    (excited)

Lola DaVille! Look it's Lola DaVille!

72 KOKO'S HEART 

Ha-ha-ha-yippee-yahoo-etc...

73 LOLA DAVILLE 

Miss Green!

74 MISS GREEN 

Yes, Miss DaVille.

75 LOLA DAVILLE

Send an autographed photo to that clown.

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76 MISS GREEN 

Right away Miss DaVille.

77 BETTY

Hey Bimbo...Who's that guy following Miss DaVille?

78 BIMBO

Huh?

79 BETTY

That guy with the big red nose...he sure looks suspicious to me...

80 BIMBO

Yeah!

81 BETTY

C'mon Koko, let's find Sam. You keep an eye on him, Bimbo...

82 CROWD

(ad lib panic)

Voice 1 Where's the lights? 

Voice 2 What's happening? 

Voice 3 Help me!

Etc...

83 BETTY

Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me...00ps Cops-what. Hey, Mister you forgot your…………gun? Oh dear.

84 LOLA DAVILLE 

(screams) 

My necklace! It's gone!

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85

BETTY

Well, don't look at me... ...sees she's about to get blamed...

86

LOLA DAVILLE 

Seize that woman!

How dare you steal my treasure, you little Lola wilts on last

guttersnipe!! Somebody call the police. line.

87

BETTY

Just a minute! That's not my gun! Somebody with a big nose mask put it in my hand!

88

LOLA DAVILLE

Ha! A likely story! Where is this big nose mask?

89

BIMBO

Right here Miss DaVille! Koko, tear off his ...dramatically...

mask! Bimbo thinks he's saved the day...

...remember, Snuffer is having his nose pulled...

SNUFFER     (nasal) 

Let go of me, you idiots!

90

I'm Lt. Snuffer...of the Los Angeles... police department!

91 BIMBO

Oops, heh-heh. ...embarrassed, nervous...

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92 SNUFFER

 (impatiently)

Think of Oliver Hardy on that MMPH... like when he's fed up with Stan Laurel_..

Mmph! I had an anonymous tip there'd be a

heist tonight!

93 BETTY 

Wait! Sam can tell you!

Where's Sam? (gasp) Ohhh...no!

But I didn't do anything, honest! (Boo-hoo)

94 SNUFFER

Tell it to the judge, sister...yer under arrest! Interrupts Betty's weeping.

95 BETTY 

Koko, Bimbo! Help me!

96 SNUFFER Let's go boys!

97 BETTY

I’m innocent! Innocent do you hear me? From inside the

Innocent! paddywagon…….

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POLICE STATION

98 DETECTIVE #2 

So ya don't know nothing eh?

99 BETTY 

(shaking her head)

I know I didn't do it, that's what I know.

100 SNUFFER

A likely story. Give her the light.

Listen, sister, you better sing ...and fast.

101 BETTY Ok...

(SINGS)

Poor little jailbird... blue to the bottom of your soul...

102 SNUFFER 

Enough of this hooey!

103 BETTY

Well, if you don't believe me, just ask Sam.

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Bimbo's voice in disguise.

104 SNUFFER

Forget it. Bumping heads with DaVille's  chandelier put him out indefinitely.

105 GUARD

Habeas and Corpus, attorneys-at-law here to see Miss Boo...ooof!

106 BIMBO (CORPUS) 

Hmmm...terrible haircut. I'd sue if I were you...

Out! We need to talk to our client

107 SNUFFER 

We're getting nowhere boys...

(lowers voice) 

...but, I got a better idea.

108 BETTY 

I think you fellas..Koko! Bim...

109 BIMBO

Shhhh...

110

BETTY

What am I going to do? I've been framed!

111 BIMBO 

We know. We saw the thief.

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112 BETTY

Did you catch him?

113 BIMBO

No he got away...but he dropped this

114 BETTY

So I was right. (She reads) Property of Moolah Studios...Hmmm

This can get me off the hook! We've got of find out who was wearing this mask!

115 BIMBO

But how can we do that while you're stuck in here?

116 SNUFFER

       (voice disguised as woman) 

Everybody out.

117 BETTY

But I can't leave, I'm under arrest.

118 VACUUM 

Get out.

119 SNUFFER 

             (disguised voice) 

Get the car boys...

             (regular voice) 

...she'll lead us right to the necklace.

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120 BETTY

I don't like bustin' outa jail, Bimbo...

But the police will thank us when we crack the case!

121 BIMBO 

Let's go!

122 SNUFFER

Follow that car!

EXT. DINER

123 BETTY

Look Bimbo it's our old neighborhood ...and there's our old x-boss. Yoo-hoo! Diner Dan!

124 DINER DAN Betty?! 

Betty, is that you?

125 BE TTY

               (innocently)

Yeah! We're... detectives nowadays...how's business?

126 DINER DAN 

Oh...great...just great...say Betty...you know, about what I said...well..

127 STOP LIGHT 

Better get goin'.

128 BETTY 

See ya later, Dan!

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129 DINER DAN 

But...but...aw...darn...

MOVIOLA STUDIOS

130 GUARD HOUSE 

Hey, you can't come in here!

131 BETTY

            (reading)

The real prop department.

        (in wonder) 

Oooooo...it's kinda spooky in here...

132 BIMBO

(startled by mirrors)

Yow! Ad lib a couple of Bimbo yells.

Startled by Prop Man.

133 BETTY

Yeeeek!

134 PROP MAN

Lookin' for a prop?

135 BIMBO

Well, no. Do you know anything about...?

136 PROP MAN

Hey, I've been lookin for that! Where'd you find it?

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137 BIMBO

We think somebody stole it so they could frame Betty here.

138 PROP MAN

Stole it? Nah, nobody but me ever comes in here and o'course that sweet little lady who brings me coffee.

139 BETTY 

What sweet little lady?

140 PROP MAN

Now.... what's her name? Works for Lola DaVille.

141 BETTY 

You mean Miss Green?

142 PROP MAN 

Yeah, that's her!

143 BETTY

Miss Green the secretary! - Of course! You She's figured out

two stake out Lola's dressing room and I gotta who did it. 

call Sam! (As she runs off) Oh, Hurry!

IN THE PHONE BOOTH

144 BETTY

Hello, hello... Betty is excited, practically frantic...t

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145 TELEPHONE

That'll be fifteen, cents, please Officious and 

                obnoxious.

146 BETTY 

Operator...

The telephone never lets Betty finish.

147 TELEPHONE

...number please...

148 BETTY 

Operator get me...

149 TELEPHONE

One moment please...

150 SAM SLADE

(snoring...wakes up suddenly)

Slade here.

151 BETTY 

Sam are you all right?

152 SAM SLADE

Yeah, fine but what...

153 BETTY

Sam, listen...Miss…..Green is behind the

robbery!

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154 SAM SLADE

...what! Well I'll be...where are you now Sam is

Betty? thunderstruck...but quickly recovers.

155 BETTY

Meet us right here at...Uh-oh. Betty sees Police snooping around...

156 SAM

         (through the phone) 

"Betty? Betty?!"

157 SAM SLADE 

Betty, are you there?

158 TELEPHONE 

Your party has departed sir.

LOLA'S DRESSING ROOM

159 MISS GREEN 

        (disguised sexy voice) 

Can I help you?

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Bimbo is non­plussed by a real sexy starlet at first.

160 BIMBO 

Uh, detectives, ma'am.

We're looking for Miss Green. Maybe you've

seen her? Real mousy type, gray hair.

161 MISS GREEN

Oh yes, she'll be right back. Come on in...you

can wait in here if you like.

162 BETTY

Ooops! Betty and Miss Green...

163 BETTY

Ooof! …..collide

164 BE TTY

She recognizes the infamous Miss Green.

Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you ...

(gasp!) Why, you're Miss Green

165 MISS GREEN 

(fiercely)

The mousy one!

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166 BETTY

I'll take this - it doesn't match your wiq! ...grabbing the

necklace...

167 MISS GREEN

Gimme that, or I'll... ...threateningly...

168 NECKLACE

Take it easy, will ya?

Brave Betty

169 BETTY

Hmph. You don't scare me, you ruthless 

ruffian, you!

170 MISS GREEN

                                          (angrily) 

Why, you little...

171 SAM SLADE 

Everybody freeze!

172 BIMBO Boy! 

Are we glad to see you!

This thief was about to escape with Lola's 

diamond necklace.

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173 SAM SLADE 

Going on the lam, eh?

174 You and your pals have done a great job.

Better let me keep the diamond.

175 BETTY

Hold it, Bimbo! Sam how did you know to ...to Sam come here? I never told you where we were.

176 SAM SLADE

Well, it's like this... seein' how's you figured ...to Betty et al out about Greenie here...

177 BETTY

You were afraid I woulda figured out about Betty realizes

you. Sam is a villain.

178 BIMBO 

Yeah!

(confused) Figured out what?

179 BETTY

They're in it together and just wanted ...a little angry at

somebody to frame for the crime. being the "patsy"

180 SAM SLADE

Right! Now give me that diamond!! ...menacingly...

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181 BETTY 

Ok, Sammy, if you insist...

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...sly

resignation.... (she's got a trick up her sleeve)

182 SAM SLADE

I'm almost sorry, kid...you're not a bad ...smugly... Sam

detective...for a good lookin' dame. thinks he's won...

Betty flashes diamond into sunlight...

...blinding the villains momentarily..

183 BETTY

Have a good-look yourself, wise-guy!

184 SAM SLADE 

Hey, yow!

185 MISS GREEN

After them, you fool! ...enraged....

SPECIAL EFFECTS BUILDING

186 BIMBO

Look, Betty! There's a door open... They're running...

187 BETTY

Gasp! ...falling...

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188 BIMBO 

Betty? Are you alright?

189 GUY IN GODZILLA COSTUME                       (screams)

190 BETTY

Sure....let's find Koko and get out of here...

191 BIMBO 

There he is...

..oh-oh!

192 SAM SLADE

Greenie, I see 'em! I can see Boop and that dog.

193 MISS GREEN 

Use your gun, you imbecile!

194 MOUSE 

Brazzzz!

195 MISS GREEN     

(grunts in rage)

196 MOUSE 

Missed me, ha!

197 SAM SLADE

Come on out or I'll fill ya with lead.

Sam grabs little airplane...only to fall off miniature building...

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198 BETTY

That nutsy-doopsy! Take this...you... That's what you are.

199 SAM SLADE

Nobody makes a monkey outa Sam Slade.

200 MISS GREEN 

Sam! Don't waste your...

...bullets!

201 MOUSE

(mimicking Miss Green)

Don't waste your bullets! Don't waste your

bullets ha! ha ! ha!

202 SAM SLADE 

Ha! Gotcha!

Woops!

203 BETTY 

Koko! This way, c'mon!

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Miss Green interrupted by Sam's wild shooting...last word said with anger and disgust...

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BUSBY BERKELEY STAGE

204 BIMBO 

Thru here.

205 MAXWELL MOVIOLA

...in the grand manner of a director's director...

Lights! ...

Camera!.....

Action!...

And chorus girls!

206 MAXWELL MOVIOLA 

Now the boys!

Okay boys get ready for your unicycle back flips!

207 BIMBO 

Uh-oh!

Betty, catch.

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208 BETTY

I've got it. Athletic teamwork                  kind of acrobatic

Ooop!

Good work Koko.

209 MOUSE ASSISTANT

That's isn't in the script! ...confused...flipping   pages...

210 MAXWELL MOVIOLA

I like it... I like it... it's my best work yet! ...taking all the credit...

Plaintive acapela...making it up as she goes...

211 BETTY 

(sings)

I'm just a bubble in trouble...

They've got to be stopped...

They want this diamond...

Won't someone here pleease...call the cops.

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212 SAM SLADE

Yeah! ...excited...

Oh, boy... ...then...

Yeah, oaf! pratfall! to fish

213 BETTY

(Bettyism for fish) 

Ooohh

214 MISS GREEN

We did it! Triumph...

215 SAM SLADE

We're rich! ...of evil...

216 SNUFFER

Not so fast...Detective Slade...you and the lady...are under arrest!

217 LOLA DAVILLE 

Which is just what you deserve....you ungrateful baggage...

(to necklace) 

...c'mon baby...we're going home.

218 SNUFFER

Guess I was wrong about Betty Boop....say, ...looking around

where is she anyway? for Betty...

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219 BETTY

(dramatically)

Thank goodness justice was served after all. Betty's big speech... When something like this happens it renews

your faith in ... (interupted)

220 MAXWELL MOVIOLA 

Brilliant! Brilliant! Just perfect for my next movie.

221 BETTY

Gee thanks, Mr. Moviola! I'd love to work with...

222 MAXWELL MOVIOLA

...extra dialogue to fade away…

Not you! Her! I have been looking for a sultry silent 

type...for my next movie...20,000 Leaks UnderThe Sink.

Come with me, my dear. We must screen test you immediately if not sooner.

Those eyes....

Those lips...

Can this be the face to launch a thousand ships...?

223 BIMBO

Don't worry, Betty, your break will come...

224 BETTY 

Thanks, Bimbo...You're a real pal...

225 TELEGRAM BOY

Is there a Miss Betty Boop in here?

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226 BETTY

Yes! I'm Betty Boop! Hello! ...calling out in response...

227 TELEGRAM BOY 

Telegram. Me-me-me-me.

(In operatic tenor with occasional cracks)

I bring a plea-from Diner Dan... to get you back there if he can stop...

...if you return he makes a vow to make it up to you somehow...

(Diner Dan unison with Telegram Boy)

228 ...come back, Bet-ty!

Think of the weepy aria in PAGLIACI

229 TELEGRAM BOP

Will there be a reply, Miss Boop?

230 BETTY

You bet there will. Come on boys.

EPILOGUE

231 DINER DAN

Two more, Koko! This way, please ...mispronounce

Gentlemen...your cuisine will be prepared cuisine, quee-zeen shortly...

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THE END

BETTY

Dan, I'm so glad you discovered that it's nicer to  be 

nice to be people.

233 DINER DAN

And I'm so glad yer back here at the diner - uh...at least until your big break in show biz, that is.

234 BETTY

Well, like I always say, the best place to wait for your big break is with your friends.

235 DINER DAN 

(touched)     

Awww...

236 DEEP VOICED FROG 

Hey!

Where's my coffee? Where's my tea?

237 CHORUS

But most of all where's Betty?

musical BETTY 

#3

(singing in a melodramatic, sentimental tone)

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