"How Do You Do?"
Everyone how do you do
The cook in the kitchen and the dutchess too
The doormouse and the teapot and the mad hatter too
How do you do
Everyone no matter who, the Ascot Lady and the children too
The walrus and the lobsters and the nice oysters too say how are you
There are strange little people in this place I find...
But I hope you'll treat me the same as any of your kind
Oh, you and you and you and you
The king in the palace and the princess too the turtle in the water and the lion in the zoo
How do you
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