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"If I Were Judge For a Day" 

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Lyrics:

Order in the court!

If I were judge for a day,

I would make those,

Pesky pesters pay and pay.

I'd sentence all back floppers,

To get sun burns on the back.

And then have all their friends,

Come up and give them a whack.

Horn blowers I'd punish this way,

Let them listen to a saxaphone all day.

For paper shoulder readers,

I'd pile papers up so high,

Then let someone turn the pages,

Just to poke them in the eye.

Now if I were judge I'd surely have my way,

So public pests are on today,

Have a laugh it's free today.

I'd arrest all pests and put them on display,

If I were judge for a day,

Bop!

(Instrumental)

Thank you! Thank you!

Boopy-Doopy-Doopy-Doo!

Boop-Oopy-Doo!

Bop!