"If I Were Judge For a Day"


Order in the court!

If I were judge for a day

I would make those

Pesky pesters pay and pay

I'd sentence all back floppers

To get sun burns on the back

And then have all their friends

Come up and give them a whack

Horn blowers I'd punish this way

Let them listen to a saxaphone all day

For paper shoulder readers

I'd pile papers up so high

Then let someone turn the pages

Just to poke them in the eye

Now if I were judge I'd surely have my way

So public pests are on today

Have a laugh it's free today

I'd arrest all pests and put them on display

If I were judge for a day


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Thank you

Thank you




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