Her name was Kitty

From Kansas City

Sure was a pity

She wasn't pretty

Hey hey she's not to hard to see

She weighs two fourty three

I hope she doesn't get much fatter

But if she does that doesn't matter

Kitty from Kansas City

Now there's a girl that I adore

Oh, she's so dumb

She doesn't know a thing

She thinks that July the fourth is an English King

I love her

I love her

That's easy to see

It's Kansas City Kitty for me

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