"Old Betsy" 


We got a call the other day,

That old Betsy broke down along the way.

So we sent out the crew at ten past ten,

And we towed old Betsy in.

Then we took a ride in to Dr. Dupwar,

And he examined that two pay car.

He opened up her hood and stuck in his head,

And listened to her motor.

And this is what he said,

Old Betsy goes,

Twang Twang Twang!

And she auto go,

Well her starter froze up and her battery's dead.

And her headlights are leaking oil he said,

And again he sang off key.

Old Betsy goes,

Did she ever go.

Then Dr. Dupwar checked Betsy again,

And he said her chances are getting slim.