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Betty Boop - "When I'm The President"

Lyrics ( Betty Boop Version) :

Some of you have money

While some are poor you know

If you send me to Washington

I'll just divide the dough

Oh, when I'm the president

Betty Boop (Impersonating)

When I'm the president

I'll handle all the money

When I'm the president

Animals:

We want Betty

We want Betty

Betty Boop:

Now if you have a sister

And want a brother too

Tell Pa and Ma to vote for me

I'll see what I can do

Animals:

We want Betty

We want Betty

We want Betty

We want Betty

Mr Nobody:

Who am I

Who am I

Who am I

I'm, Mr Nobody

Who will make your taxes light

Mr Nobody

Who will protect the voters right

Mr Nobody

Who fills up your flower keg

Who cares if you have to beg

Who cares if you break a leg

Mr Nobody

Animals:

Shhh....shhh

Boo boo

Shhh....shhhh

Boo boo

Boo boo

Mr Nobody:

When your hungry who feeds you

Mr Nobody

Who cares what becomes of you

Mr Nobody

Should you wake some early dawn

Find some new milk man is on

Who cares if your wife is gone

Mr Nobody

Animals:

Shhh....shhh 

Boo boo

Shhh....shhhh 

Boo boo

Boo boo

Betty Boop: 

Oh, when I'm the president

Betty Boop (Impersonating)

When I'm the president

I won't talk on the radio

When I'm the president

Oh, when I'm the president

Betty Boop:

Aha, when I'm the president

I'll show ya how I run the house

When I'm the president

What this country is in need of

Is a lot of Hi-De-Ho

Boopy Doop's and chocolate ice cream

Animals:

We say yes 

And we say no

Betty Boop:

Now we will give things for nothing

Movies, cabarets and jazz

Animals:

We accept it

We reject it

Your an Elephant

Your an ass

Betty Boop:

Hmm...

You have heard all my suggestions

And with me you all agree

Now we'll will have a perfect country

These improvements you will see

Olive Oyl - If I Were President

If I Were President- ºOlive Oylº02:05

If I Were President- ºOlive Oylº

Lyrics:

If I were President, if I were President

There'd be at least ten months of June

For folks to spend their honeymoon

And night winds all would have the sweetest scent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

Silk worms in every house would grow

And they would all be on the go

In case there was a stocking accident

If I were President

There'd be lampposts like you've never seen

And streets would all be spotless clean

If I were President, if I were President

I'd have a cure that would work right

For those who couldn't sleep at night

The time they stayed awake would be well spent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

The dogs whose habits all were strange

Would undergo a brand new change

An all-day ice cream cone would cost a cent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

Each bus would have a smoother run

With lots of seats for everyone

Apartments once again would be for rent

If I were President

There would be no wrangling anymore

For drumsticks that fell short before

If I were President, if I were President

I'd pick up feminine morale

And get a man for every gal

More holidays would get my strong consent

If I were President

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

I propose the Bachelor Act

I hope this motion is carried

The Bachelor Tax will convince each guy

That it's cheaper to be married

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

I propose the Women Wear The Pants In The Family Act

This program is quite ambitious

There'll be handsome secretaries for every lady's lap

While hubby stays home washing dishes

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

And for my special Cabinet

To give things proper attention

I have chosen certain men

Whose names I need not mention

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!) 

(For she's a jolly good female)

(She's a jolly good female)

(She's a jolly good female)

(We love our President)

Trivia

  • Sung by Mae Questel.
  • Re-used in a Famous Studios Popeye cartoon, sung by Olive Oyl several years later and retitled "If I Were President", with Mae Questel reprising.

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