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Betty Boop - "When I'm The President"

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Lyrics:

Some of you have money,

While some are poor you know.

If you send me to Washington,

I'll just divide the dough.

Oh, when I'm the president,

When I'm the president.

I'll handle all the money,

When I'm the president.

Animals:

We want Betty!

We want Betty!

Betty Boop:

Now if you have a sister,

And want a brother too,

Tell Pa and Ma to vote for me,

I'll see what I can do.

Animals:

We want Betty!

We want Betty!

We want Betty!

We want Betty!

Mr. Nobody:

Who am I?

Who am I?

Who am I?

I'm, Mr. Nobody!

Who will make your taxes light,

Mr. Nobody!

Who will protect the voters right,

Mr. Nobody!

Who fills up your flower keg,

Who cares if you have to beg,

Who cares if you break a leg,

Mr. Nobody!

Animals:

Shhh....shhh,

Boo boo!

Shhh....shhh,

Boo boo!

Boo boo!

Mr. Nobody:

When your hungry who feeds you,

Mr. Nobody!

Who cares what becomes of you,

Mr. Nobody!

Should you wake some early dawn,

Find some new milk man is on,

Who cares if your wife is gone,

Mr. Nobody!

Animals:

Shhh....shhh,

Boo boo!

Shhh....shhh, 

Boo boo!

Boo boo!

Betty Boop:

Oh, when I'm the president,

When I'm the president.

I won't talk on the radio,

When I'm the president.

Oh, when I'm the president,

Aha, when I'm the president.

I'll show ya how I run the house,

When I'm the president.

What this country is in need of,

Is a lot of Hi-De-Ho!

Boopy Doops and chocolate ice cream!

Animals:

We say yes,

And we say no!

Betty Boop:

Now we will give things for nothing,

Movies, cabarets and jazz.

Animals:

We accept it,

We reject it.

Your an Elephant,

Your an ass.

Betty Boop:

Hmm...

You have heard all my suggestions,

And with me you all agree.

Now we'll will have a perfect country,

These improvements you will see.

Olive Oyl - If I Were President

If I Were President- ºOlive Oylº02:05

If I Were President- ºOlive Oylº

Lyrics:

If I were President, if I were President

There'd be at least ten months of June

For folks to spend their honeymoon

And night winds all would have the sweetest scent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

Silk worms in every house would grow

And they would all be on the go

In case there was a stocking accident

If I were President

There'd be lampposts like you've never seen

And streets would all be spotless clean

If I were President, if I were President

I'd have a cure that would work right

For those who couldn't sleep at night

The time they stayed awake would be well spent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

The dogs whose habits all were strange

Would undergo a brand new change

An all-day ice cream cone would cost a cent

If I were President

If I were President, if I were President

Each bus would have a smoother run

With lots of seats for everyone

Apartments once again would be for rent

If I were President

There would be no wrangling anymore

For drumsticks that fell short before

If I were President, if I were President

I'd pick up feminine morale

And get a man for every gal

More holidays would get my strong consent

If I were President

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

I propose the Bachelor Act

I hope this motion is carried

The Bachelor Tax will convince each guy

That it's cheaper to be married

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

I propose the Women Wear The Pants In The Family Act

This program is quite ambitious

There'll be handsome secretaries for every lady's lap

While hubby stays home washing dishes

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

And for my special Cabinet

To give things proper attention

I have chosen certain men

Whose names I need not mention

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!)

(We accept it!)

(We reject it!) 

(For she's a jolly good female)

(She's a jolly good female)

(She's a jolly good female)

(We love our President)

Trivia

  • Sung by Mae Questel.
  • Re-used in a Famous Studios Popeye cartoon, sung by Olive Oyl several years later and retitled "If I Were President", with Mae Questel reprising.

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